Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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