We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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