In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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