I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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