Fuck appropriateness.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Randomize
