just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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