Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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