we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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