I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
