I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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