Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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