i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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