return my video game
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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