Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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