everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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