Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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