You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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