Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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