Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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