I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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