You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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