So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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