Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
