What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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