People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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