so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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I need you to use more vowels.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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