...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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