Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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