doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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