Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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