We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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