with your own penis?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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