STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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