We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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