Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
