You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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