It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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