Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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