I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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