At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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