goodnight i made you a song goodbye
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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