Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I still have a little drunk in my system
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Randomize
