if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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