next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
this must be what syphilis tastes like
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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