Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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