I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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