she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
