Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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