it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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