Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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